me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
phleps: it’s not you, it’s your theme
“wow I love our Fluffy mini shihuahua chii chiuu labrador poodle mix so much” *wears fur coat*
madturbating: studies show i want to kill you
forensic-dragons: narfnin: awesomephilia: Whiteboards are remarkable. I HAD TO REBLOG THIS A SECOND TIME BECAUSE I JUST REALIZED ITS A PUN AND NOW I FEEL STUPID I didn’t realize it was a pun until it was pointed out, I just thought 23,000 people were really passionate about whiteboards
Person: What state do you live in?
Person: Is that near Cairo?
What’s more annoying than Yahoo buying Tumblr is all these posts coming from it.
makkine: makkine: Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
initiala: A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.” So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are...
super-wolves: google street view is the best, example:
iguanamouth: i read that as lions remember who you are
iwishihadafather: ireland’s main form of currency is potatoes
idiotontheinternet: Seriously who the fuck invited Yahoo?
oh-woah-dope: since this is yahoo, can someone help me please? i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?
GUYS GUYS REBLOG THIS POST
jojenobrien: Show Yahoo that we are OKAY with them buying Tumblr as long as they leave the current terms and conditions intact and the enforcement policy. Aka, the site remains the EXACT same as it was before. Keep Tumblr the same Yahoo and we will stay.
behavingisoverrated: pizza: there’s 100 millon ppl on tumblr so if we all put in $20 we could buy tumblr for $2 billion and then yahoo couldn’t have it PIZZA YOU’RE SO SMART
icouldntfindanyotherusername: fucking-tom-hiddleston: k-lionheart: continualsanitynotlikely: If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these And wear it to the nearest major city SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES. YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR OMG I’VE NOT BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE THE FLUFFY CHICKEN POST